A group of researchers wanted to find out which intelligence agency was best out of the FBI, the CIA, and the KGB. They devised a test in which the agencies would have their best agents find a rabbit released into the woods. First, the researchers released the rabbit and sent the FBI in to track it down. After weeks of interviews, the FBI determined that the rabbit did not exist. Second, the researchers released the rabbit and sent the CIA after it. The CIA promptly burned the woods. They made no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. After finding a new test area, the researchers sent the KGB in to find the rabbit. After a couple of hours, they heard strange noises. Eventually, the agents returned, dragging a bear behind them. The bear was badly hurt and screaming "okay, okay! I'm a rabbit!"
Some random comment I found in a youtube video. The party in the CIA. Props to "Inkwell Thinking" for this gem.
A group of researchers wanted to find out which intelligence agency was best out of the FBI, the CIA, and the KGB. They devised a test in which the agencies would have their best agents find a rabbit released into the woods. First, the researchers released the rabbit and sent the FBI in to track it down. After weeks of interviews, the FBI determined that the rabbit did not exist. Second, the researchers released the rabbit and sent the CIA after it. The CIA promptly burned the woods. They made no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. After finding a new test area, the researchers sent the KGB in to find the rabbit. After a couple of hours, they heard strange noises. Eventually, the agents returned, dragging a bear behind them. The bear was badly hurt and screaming "okay, okay! I'm a rabbit!"
Some random comment I found in a youtube video. The party in the CIA. Props to "Inkwell Thinking" for this gem.
- Emperor Amadeus Wolfgang